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Device found on New York-bound plane forces emergency landing in Kansas City
Sun Jan 5, 2014
Wow, you're scared of everything, aren't you?
'Cannibal sandwiches' sicken Wisconsin residents
Thu Dec 5, 2013
In reply to: TheKhanKubla #1.5 What a run-on sentence! But, if you can't tell that your steak is glued together, you deserve what you get.
McDonald's gives workers advice on tipping au pairs, trainers, dog-walkers
Thu Dec 5, 2013
You got that right, Brent! Just like it's not the government's job to ensure our drinking water is safe, or our food and drugs are on the up-and-up. The market will sort it out. Don't even get me started on the goverment's role in helping eradicate polio. What a mistake that turned …
Hanukkah burnout: After six nights, more than the latkes are fried
Tue Dec 3, 2013
I think you should be able to worship your imaginary sky wizard however you like, and wihtout interference or judgement.
Billionaire couple donates $10 million to Head Start programs closed by U.S. government shutdown
Mon Oct 7, 2013
This is why I want to be a billionaire. Not for the yachts and hookers, but to do some tangible good.
Pilot, co-pilot killed in fiery UPS cargo plane crash at Alabama airport
Wed Aug 14, 2013
Nobody really cares. Just sayin'...
'Burning like hell': Ammo-laden plane crashes in Somalia
Fri Aug 9, 2013
@SallyAnn: Yousnooze is an authority on everything, and should not be questioned. I suggest you stand down before he makes you look like a fool.
Photos tell story of hijacked car's strange journey
Thu Apr 25, 2013
I have it on very good authority that C-A-T really spells "dog". Think about it, man! It's all one big lie!
'Oh yeah!' Kool-Aid Man is getting a makeover
Fri Apr 12, 2013
I like drinking Kool-Aid. It doesn't matter how fat my tummyguts get, I'll always drink it!
Can you still eat that, or should you throw it out?
Sun Mar 24, 2013
We used to keep mayonnaise (the real stuff, not that Miracle Whip ghetto crap) in the pantry. Never once had a problem. And we used to eat ground beef raw; tartar sandwiches on Wonder bread with aforementioned mayo were a typical brown bag lunch. I can eat anything now, and be OK.
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